Toby Collyer to Spice Up the Pitch Tonight!…

Manchester United’s head honcho, Ruben Amorim, is doing a little jig today! Toby Collyer is back and about to make things lively against Real Sociedad this evening. Recovering from his muscle sulk, Collyer will grace the pitch, marking his aromatic return. This guy’s got more pace than a cheetah with a jetpack and bravery that could shame a lion. Thumbs up for Collyer as he prepares to shake off the bench dust!

It’s like Christmas came early for Amorim. With Manuel Ugarte’s name freshly added to the team’s injury novel, Amorim’s midfield options were thinning faster than a retiree’s hairline. But now, with Collyer swooping in last minute, the coach couldn’t be happier. “He’s one more option,” said Amorim, possibly pondering Collyer’s magic spell book.

United’s recent adventures have been a mishmash of injuries and dramatic shuffles. Maguire, Martinez, Mainoo, and Amad are all out, leaving a squad that looks like it’s been pulled out of a hat. But Amorim isn’t fazed. He’s tossed his team encouraging vibes like confetti, saying, “Go enjoy yourselves, and try not to trip over your own shoelaces.”