Jermain Defoe’s Man U Dream Never Quite Kicked Off…

Jermain Defoe, the Premier League sensation with a cheeky grin and a knack for sneaking past defenders, always fancied himself wearing the iconic red of Manchester United. Before taking his swift-footed talents from West Ham to Tottenham in 2004, the Red Devils were like that cool kid everyone wanted to hang out with—not to mention Defoe still chatting with Roy Keane and Gary Neville like they’re long-lost pals.

Back in 2003, after West Ham went on an involuntary vacation to the Championship, Defoe—a sprightly 21-year-old—was catching the eye of Sir Alex Ferguson. The thought of leaving for Old Trafford felt like imagining playing for Hogwarts to him (just less magical, and more rainy). However, his teenage heart was all starry-eyed about Sir Alex despite falling into Spurs’ lap for £7m, turning London into his playground.

Defoe admits he’s still slightly haunted by the ghost of the move that got away. Chatting with the United legends on TV, he remembers thinking he’d slot right in at Man U. But life had other plans. Tottenham became his consolation prize, and he wasn’t too glum about it—because hey, even if you don’t get invited to Hogwarts, learning spells at another wizarding school isn’t all that bad, right?