When Your Brother’s Prediction Outshines Mystic Meg…
It seems Patrick Dorgu’s brother, Gabriel, has a crystal ball stashed somewhere, because this Manchester United saga started with a sneak peek into the future! Months before Patrick put his name on the Old Trafford locker, Gabriel had already whispered to him about the potential move with the uncanny precision of a footballing Nostradamus.
Despite Manchester United’s financial juggling act in the January transfer window, Sir Gabriel-the-Seer assured his brother it was destiny. And guess what? His eighth wonder prediction came true, as United opened their wallet and tossed £25.1m at Lecce faster than you can say “goal!” And lo and behold, Patrick is ready for the Europa League showcase showdown, with his magic boot suspension wrapping up just in time.
Over in Denmark, Patrick’s mum, Clara, now feels like she’s living in a sport-themed blockbuster. As soon as the rumor mill began to churn with tales of United interest, she suspected it was just tabloid chatter, yet soon the mythical tales took form like a football fairy tale. Cheers to Clara and Gabriel, for their refrigerator is now stocked with nothing but bubbly and bragging rights. Keep the predictability in the family, folks!
