Rashford Finds Love at Villa, Grealish Left in Limbo…
In a twist that would give an English soap opera a run for its money, Thomas Tuchel has unveiled his first squad as England’s head coach. And guess who’s back? Yes, it’s Marcus Rashford! The Manchester United forward, who seemed lost at Old Trafford, has found his mojo on loan at Aston Villa. With four assists in nine games, Rashford is now strutting back into the England lineup for the World Cup qualifiers against Albania and Latvia. Rumour has it Villa Park’s magic has done wonders for his flair.
Meanwhile, Jack Grealish continues to sit on the Premier League bench like a forgotten gym membership. Despite his flowing locks and once flourishing feet, Grealish remains excluded, which might have him pondering if he has jinxed himself with all those hairstyle changes. Meanwhile, Kyle Walker has relocated to AC Milan, reinventing himself after a sub-par stint at City, now proudly packing his bags for England duty.
Our England midfield will be dancing to Jude Bellingham’s tunes with Harry Kane leading the merry band up front. And, of course, their trusted shot-stoppers will be Dean Henderson, Jordan Pickford, and others ready to save the day. Buckle up, folks, Tuchel’s England promises thrills and spills!
