Mount Back in Action, and Mainoo’s Miraculous Boost!…
Ruben Amorim is practically doing cartwheels over the news that Mason Mount, Manchester United’s part-time midfielder and full-time medical chart topper, is gearing up for a major, albeit brief, comeback. It’s been a while since Mount last graced the pitch on December 15, but rumor has it he might actually meet the grass again this Sunday against Leicester City. The club splashed out a cool ÂŁ60 million for the chap, hoping for a non-stop playmaker but getting more of a halftime show. Mount is set to dazzle, this time from the bench, as Amorim plans to squeeze every bit of talent from those precious “five perfect minutes.”
In other unrelated drama, Harry Maguire’s whereabouts remain as mysterious as the Loch Ness Monster. The ex-club captain has ghosted his last three matches. Meanwhile, wonder kid Kobbie Mainoo is rising like a phoenix from the ashes and might just make an encore performance against Nottingham Forest on April 1st.
The fatigue express seems to have claimed Casemiro, and not even a standing ovation could keep his exhaustion at bay. Amorim and his juggling act with tired players feels more like an episode of “Fitness Idol,” but fear not! Bruno Fernandes is back from the pundit gauntlet, scoring goals like they’re going out of style. Watch out Leicester City, there’s a Mason Mount bench warmer with your name on it!
