Man United’s Dry Spell Ends with a Bang…
Oh, the sweet taste of a goal after being dried out for three months! Rasmus Hojlund found his scoring boots, dusted them off, and kicked Leicester’s goal drought goodbye. Manchester United fans were treated to the glorious sight of Hojlund finally sending the ball into the net, raising spirits higher than the stadium roof. This moment was as rare as finding a unicorn in your local park, and United fans were all in for the magical ride at King Power Stadium.
But it’s not all fairy tales and rainbows; Hojlund’s 22-hour, 18-minute scoring hiatus was barely bitten by dust, thanks to his trusty sidekick Bruno Fernandes, who delivered a pass with less difficulty than finding socks without holes. Hojlund’s moment was like hitting the jackpot on a one-armed bandit – thank goodness for poor defending and good fortune finally turning his way! Mathematically challenged defenders, take a bow; you made this possible!
Alejandro Garnacho and Hojlund had a mini-celebration, possibly debating who’d been the bigger goal-drought survivor. With Rasmus showcasing his infamous “throat-thumb” celebration, we believe United fans are hoping he and his mates have located a permanent oasis in this new high-flying chapter. Who knew goals could be like buses—for ages, none at all, and then they all come at once?
