Amorim’s Musical Chairs in Man U Goal!…
In an episode of They Said It Couldn’t Get Worse But It Did, Manchester United’s goalie Andre Onana had a nightmarish roller coaster at Lyon, gifting goals like it was his bizarre birthday party! With Leny Yoro and Joshua Zirkzee’s efforts being cancelled out by a comedy tribute to defensive errors, Onana’s game night turned into a clamorous circus of blunders. The talk of transferring the “gift master” Onana was running wild among the fanbase faster than a squirrel on caffeine. Rumour has it Manchester United fans are sending carrier pigeons to Ruben Amorim, demanding a brave new goalkeeper who can occasionally catch a ball, not just dreams.
While clearly an episode lifted straight from a football blooper reel, Onana even threw verbal pies at Nemanja Matic, who teased him as the greatest oops-man in United’s history. Onana retaliated by bragging about his silverware shelf being shinier, but alas, the pitch justice suggested otherwise. Onana, needing to walk the talk, ended up accidentally stepping on a comedy banana peel – twice. Yet, boss Amorim, akin to a poker player holding a bizarre mystery card, remained mum about swapping his mistake-factory goalie.
Fans, however, voiced their dismay louder than a thousand vuvuzelas at a silent retreat: ‘Rotate the goalkeepers or risk Onana’s next magic trick of making points disappear!’ Amorim, take note – while the doctor’s away, the fans will play the role of advisors! With United’s adventurous goalie saga continuing, folks might be going to the games with popcorn instead of pies, spurred on by a keeper who keeps making every game a showstopper! Want in on the fancy footwork fiasco? Dive on to The Manchester Evening News for more football pandemonium!
