Pogba’s New Adventure: From Juventus to Norfolk?…
Paul Pogba, the football wizard whose legs are rumoured to be worth more than a fleet of gold-plated Ferraris, is at a crossroads the size of Wembley. According to former footballing phenom Chris Sutton, Pogba should don the famous bright yellow jersey of… Norwich City! Yes, the Premier League’s very own occasional pot of Premier League sunshine. Sutton, part-time clairvoyant, believes Pogba’s next magic trick should be to drop down a division and give Norfolk a bit of French flair.
This all comes after Pogba’s adventures in Italy where he was banned for sampling forbidden performance-enhancing potions like a modern-day footballer Merlin. With his doping suspension reduced from a whopping four years to a mere 18 months—like getting a yellow card instead of a red—he’s now on the hunt for his next escapade. While some say his eyes are drifting towards the swirling sands of the Saudi Pro League or the glamorous lights of the MLS, Sutton’s got his money on Norwich being the place for Pogba’s Lazarus-like comeback.
Meanwhile, Pogba, the midfield maestro with feet as quick as a caffeine-fuelled squirrel, reveals he’s got offers chomping at his toes. He insists he’s on a global quest to find the perfect football kingdom to reign once more, whether it’s the sunny coasts of Spain or the beer gardens of the Bundesliga—anything but the drizzly pitches of the Championship, it seems. But who knows, maybe Carrow Road will be the stage where the Pogba renaissance begins, with Sutton’s dreams of seeing him perform footballing miracles like a magician who’s misplaced his wand but found a football boot instead!
