Old Trafford’s Big Comedy Night…
Ah, dear Red Devils! Tonight, they’re facing Lyon, and it’s bigger than a stadium filled with pies! The sneaky Cherki scored a last-minute equalizer, teleporting Lyon into party mode! Ruben Amorim, United’s ringmaster, is rallying fans like a coach with pom-poms. Fans, get ready for a football feast rarer than a vegan hot dog at Old Trafford!
‘Will the XI Stand Strong?’ is the question whisking through the Terraced Arena! De Ligt and Zirkzee decided to practice their dance moves away from the field, so the same troupe might grace the grass. Mason Mount and Kobbie Mainoo on standby like superheroes reluctantly preparing to save the day. And don’t even start on Onana, whose go-slow act is more nerve-wracking than a catwalk debut.
Blessed Rasmus Hojlund — one goal in 26 attempts — is like hunting a unicorn with a wet blanket! Yet, he might strike gold tonight! Super Subs to the Rescue? They’re lounging on the bench, poised to spring like toast from a toaster. And brace yourselves: United’s first-ever colossal tifo, inspired by mosaics, a spectacle so grand it might even be visible from space! Prepare for football fantasy, not for the faint-hearted!
