When Dreams and Screams Unite…
Hold onto your shin pads, folks! Alejandro Garnacho has kneecapped social media with an emotional love letter after Manchester United pulled off a miracle more shocking than a referee with perfect vision! On a night of pure Europa League wizardry, the Red Devils left the Teatime Lyon to stew, overturning a two-goal gut-punch in a dodgy watch’s worth of extra-time. Kobbie Mainoo and Harry ‘Midas-Minute’ Maguire scored in the 120th and 121st minute, making Old Trafford howl louder than a werewolf on a full moon.
This was United’s chance to cartwheel their way to a trophy, despite their Premier League roller-coaster from the twilight zone. With Champions League qualification in their crosshairs, they’ll want to sprinkle a bit of that ol’ 2017 mojo again. Alejandro „The Garnacha“ Garnacho took a selfie with the emotional rollercoaster and, wild-eyed as a raving fan after too much Lucozade, thanked the crowd at the Theatre of Dreams while tossing around emojis like confetti at a football wedding.
As the set piece circus moves its tent to Bilbao for their next act, the United battalion will hope to pack the kind of passion that could make a lion purr from the roaring terraces. Garnacho had quite the gig running circles around Lyon until he took a breather on the bench having set up an early goal. Teammates and legends alike gave his social media a virtual high-five that rattled the online world like a post-goal net. So, whether near, far, or wishing a tad more bizarre, make sure to stay tuned to the United saga in this mad, magical, football comic strip of dreams!
