Lineker Rants and Red Devils Dance…
Hold onto your knickers, folks! Gary ‘Goal-mouth’ Lineker has launched a scud missile of surprise at the decision-makers of Manchester United. Apparently, the Red Devils had to kiss their midfield marvel, Scott McTominay, goodbye due to some labyrinthine Profit and Sustainability Rules. Imagine trading your grandma’s secret pie recipe just to buy flour! McTominay’s now the hottest Scot in Italy, banging in goals like he’s performing the Highland Fling on a pizza dough.
But good old Gary wasn’t just muttering to himself over his morning cuppa. He spilled these pearlers on ‘The Rest Is Football’ podcast, blasting those “nonsensical” rules that, basically, forced United’s hand. While United’s wingers are tripping over their shoelaces, McTominay’s dribbling circles around defenders at Napoli! It’s like they’ve traded a swallow for a chocolate teapot. Meanwhile, United fans aren’t sure if they’re watching football or an episode of Lost, with Ronaldo salvaging pride for them in a throwback to glory days.
And what about Rashford? Gary flicks a peanut at Alan ‘Sheepishly’ Shearer, wondering if Rashford at Aston Villa is a splendid detour or a stage exit. Nigeria wonders whether Amorim’s system has turned United into a revolving door. With rumours swirling about other young prodigies taking flight, it’s as if Old Trafford’s become a trampoline park of talent, and right now, the Devils are jumping through hoops just hoping to land a win somewhere!
