United’s Premier League Takeoff vs Arsenal…

Manchester United is set to begin their 2025/26 Premier League journey this afternoon against Arsenal, armed with the optimism that’s been missing since last season was buried in the backyard like yesterday’s bad fashion. With a decent pre-season and some fresh faces through transfer magic, United’s manager, Ruben Amorim, has fans believing in their climb up the league ladder again. The ultimate proof of this ambition’s endgame will come against the Gunners, Arsenal, who finish second so often you’d think they have a collection of silver medals hanging around the Emirates. Get ready for five things to keep your eyes peeled for on this opener! The goal drought from last season felt longer than a dentist appointment, but worry not, United’s summer shopping spree might be the cure. New talents like Bryan Mbeumo, Matheus Cunha, and Benjamin Sesko, who have as many goals between them as there are questionable dance performances at weddings, are revamping United’s attack. Arsenal, meanwhile, hope they can sprinkle some magic miscommunication at Old Trafford today. United made a bold choice with Sesko over the prolific Viktor Gyokeres, so if Sesko leaves defenders glued to the pitch like they stepped on super glue, we’ll know by 6:30 PM if the gamble was jackpot or just jack… quite flat.