Ruben Amorim and Manchester United’s New Striker Saga…
Ruben Amorim may need smelling salts if he spots Viktor Gyokeres taking a leisurely lap in United’s half without a new striker in sight. But fear not, Benjamin Sesko is ready and waiting. The anticipation around Old Trafford is thicker than Wayne Rooney’s headband collection over the years, with fans debating Sesko’s start until 3.15pm on game day. With Sesko landing in Manchester faster than Jeff Bezos landing on the moon, a £73.62 million price tag surely beams ‘START’ in neon lights.
Sesko’s pre-match meal prep might rival a five-star hotel, absorbing every morsel of knowledge like a brainy sponge. The new Carrington hub seems intent on turning players into footballing encyclopedias. As Amorim screams instructions on Sesko’s readiness, comparing his learning curves to someone binge-watching a decade worth of Premier League highlights, the club is assured Sesko won’t crumble under pressure. With excitement akin to seeing Superman in the Premier League, United fans hope Sesko kicks off an epic era, while his career mirrors legendary giants.
