Gary Neville Urges Goalkeeper Change…
Football legend Gary Neville is convinced Manchester United need a new goalkeeper, and it’s about as subtle a hint as a marching band outside Old Trafford. With Andre Onana sidelined due to a hamstring injury, Altay Bayindir started against Arsenal, where he seemed to think the ball was a hot potato rather than a harmless sphere. Arsenal scored through Riccardo Calafiori after Bayindir fumbled a straightforward corner, gifting Calafiori a goal that was practically served on a silver platter—with a side of tea! Bayindir’s blunders also featured last season, showcasing the need for a steady presence in goal.
In his Sky Sports podcast, Neville stressed the importance of bringing in someone who can hypnotize opposing strikers with sheer presence. He mentioned Emi Martinez and Gianluigi Donnarumma, suggesting they’d bring the confidence of a catwalk model strutting past paparazzi. Both have bravely stood against adversity, with Donnarumma saving penalties as if swatting flies and Martinez winning the World Cup for Argentina like a superhero swooping in to save the day. With United pouring nearly ÂŁ200 million into their attack like a toddler emptying their piggy bank, Neville suggests they may need a little financial wizardry to conjure up funds for a goalkeeper—or at least offer them a first-class ticket to Manchester!
