Cunha’s Positive Impact at Old Trafford…

Matheus Cunha, Manchester United’s flashy new forward from Wolves for £62.5m, has lit up the Old Trafford dressing room like a disco ball at a silent auction. Though he didn’t find the net in his debut against Arsenal, he dazzled enough to swipe the ‘Player of the Match’ crown right off the Referee’s head. Words of praise are leaping out faster than footballers do after a free-kick wall, with teammates like Harry Maguire and Diogo Dalot already cheering him on.

Casemiro, who knows Cunha like a brother from their time with Brazil, is convinced Cunha can carry the team as if he’s been practicing with a giant football-shaped baby carrier. Beyond his goal-scoring abilities, he’s also scored high on the likeability scale, bringing joy and boogie to the locker room. “He’s always dancing, and trust me, it’s a pleasure to sidestep his imaginary dance floor on match days,” Casemiro chuckled. With Fulham next on the lineup, Cunha hopes to dance his way into more hearts and hopefully the scoreboard as well.