Man Utd’s Bruno Fernandes in Saudi Talks…
Bruno Fernandes, the captain of Manchester United, is becoming as popular among Saudi clubs as popcorn at a cinema! Reports say the latest suitor, Al-Ittihad, is wooing him with the allure of gold-lined desert sands. After previous unsuccessful attempts by Al-Hilal and Al-Nassr, Fernandes’ representatives have had positive talks for a potential move as sweet as a camel’s love song. The Sun whispers that Fernandes may finally be ready to trade Manchester’s rain for Saudi sunshine, eyeing a deal possibly worth £33 million per year.
In another twist of this curly tale, Fernandes once again expressed his undying love for the Red Devils—with the caveat that they’re as stubborn as cats when it comes to parting ways. He humbly admitted he’d leave Old Trafford if the club wished to cash in on him. Imagine it: Bruno prancing across the Saudi sands instead of the Premier League pitches! Football might be surprising, but Fernandes promises to stick to his word, like a squirrel hanging tight to its last nut of the season. What will the future hold? Only time (and millions) will tell!
