Hilarious Transfer Drama at Old Trafford…
AS Roma’s Frederic Massara amusingly suggested that Jadon Sancho has less motivation to join them than a cat has to fetch sticks. The English winger seems to prefer the comfort of Old Trafford’s seats as the transfer window is closing in faster than a cheetah on roller skates. Sancho’s previous loans seem more like extended vacations, and despite potential interest, it seems he’s more likely to find a unicorn than a suitable Serie A exit before the window slams shut.
Ruben Amorim, like a magician trying to pull rabbits from his hat with no rabbits, addresses the ‘bomb squad’ players, including Sancho, who aren’t quite ready to wave goodbye to Manchester United. With Anthony, Garnacho, and Malacia training separately like they’re preparing for the world hide and seek championships, the drama continues. Amorim hinted that once the window closes, it’s a whole new episode of a sitcom that truly never gets old—the Manchester United transfer show!
