From Red Devil Exit to Marseille Madness!…
Hold onto your football hats, folks, because Angel Gomes is pulling a rabbit out of his football boots! After dreaming of kicking it in Barcelona’s famous Camp Nou, our hero settled for the “magnificent south” of France, landing at Marseille like a footballing Indiana Jones. With his “contract treasure map” ending at Lille, Gomes swapped agencies faster than a referee’s red card, trying to dribble his way back to the English Premier League. But alas, the French baguette was mightier than the Premier’s pie, and he’ll continue munching croissants with the Ligue 1 runners-up!
Gomes will be teaming up with childhood compadre Mason Greenwood, who scored goals in Ligue 1 last season like he was powered by turbo boosters and goal-line magnets! As the new Captain Fantastic for the 1993 European Cup-winning siege, Gomes arrives at the Stade Vélodrome, ready to reunite with the squad and sing tunes of victory under maestro Roberto de Zerbi. Although he missed a chance with Thomas Tuchel’s legendary squad sizzle, he charmed his way into the England squad with Lee Carsley’s wand-waving interim magic.
Once the youngest Red Devil to dazzle Jose Mourinho at the tender age of 16, Gomes showed no fear in ditching Old Trafford’s famous echoing tunnels in 2020. Oh, those days when contract papers failed to make it past Ole Gunnar Solskjaer’s Norwegian smile! Now, Angel is back on his way to football wizardry, shaking off his Premier League regrets like a Guardiola-inspired salsa dancer — viva la France, Angel!
