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CR7 defies aging, rockets through goal-storms, and still finds time for wheelchair antics, jokingly faking rhino bumps. Who needs GPS when you’re Ronaldo?

Ronaldo’s ninja bodyguard dodges selfie seekers and paparazzi like a pro! Armed with calm and cunning, he protects the soccer superstar for pirate-like pay!

Tevez is back! With billboards winking like cheeky schoolyard champions! Old Trafford’s a football jamboree where celebs tango with legends in a sport-fueled fiesta!

Chido ‘Kicking Ninja’ Obi dazzles as Man Utd’s hero in Hong Kong, scoring like a cowboy on caffeine! Fans now ride joy-rainbows thanks to his sizzling strikes!

Amad’s finger turned into a drama star in Malaysia! Amid fan heckles and viral pics, United faced a setback but promises smiles on their Asian tour!

Juan Mata’s emotional goodbye to Victor Lindelof at Old Trafford has fans sniffing onions! Digital hugs, emojis, and Nordic nostalgia abound! Curious?

Alan Shearer’s playful twist! From critic to Man Utd’s biggest fan, as they save Newcastle’s Euro dreams. Can United juggle their way out of 15th? Stay tuned!

Man United fans launch a legendary ‘Glazer Gazump Fest’ parade, chanting like seagulls with megaphones! Can the Red Devils reclaim their football fortress?

Chapman & team juggle flaming footballs on Match of the Day! New host brings Manchester United love without spills. Tune in for the same epic football fiesta!

Stranded Bilbao fans transformed into fashion-forward zombies on an epic trek to the airport, facing taxi mayhem and artfully crafting flag quilts!

Garnacho’s blonde mane dazzles like a lighthouse at Man Utd! Despite playful poltergeist antics and fiery crosses, his skills leave fans debating his fate!

Garnacho’s bro vs Amorim in a footie feud fit for fiction! Robbie rockets words, Amorim grins like a goalpost, and it’s social media chaos galore!

Varane, now Man United’s caped crusader, cheers from Bilbao! From defender to fan, his emoji-packed pep talk lifts Reds like a comic hero!

Rory McIlroy jets into Bilbao like a golf-loving wizard to boost his beloved Manchester United at the Europa League final! Will his magical fly-in save the day?

Harry Maguire morphs into a football wizard, conjuring magic on the pitch! Can he bend it like Ronaldo in the Cup Final? Get ready for some wild action!