Cunha’s No.10 Dilemma…

In a move that’s hotter than a stadium pie under the July sun, Manchester United has scooped up Matheus Cunha from Wolves for a jaw-dropping £62.5 million! That’s right, more zeros than a Sunday league scoreline! However, the transfer’s missing its cherry on top: a shirt number. Yep, our Brazilian samba star might be tiptoeing onto the pitch in an invisible jersey for now, blending into Old Trafford like a ninja in a red scarf.

The detective work begins as speculation swirls around the legendary No.10 shirt being part of Cunha’s plans. The caped crusader of numbers, Marcus Rashford, is still clinging to that holy grail like a squirrel with its favorite nut. Until Rashford’s future is as clear as a goal-line tech decision, Cunha might have to choose between numbers that are about as glamorous as a substitute bench cap.

Options are as wide as David de Gea’s goalkeeping stance: 19, 27, 28, 29, and 30 are up for grabs. Players on their way out, like Eriksen and Lindelof, are freeing up digits as if they’re having a suburban yard sale. Will Cunha set a trend with an obscure number? Or will he sashay onto the pitch adorned with his dream figure? Stay tuned, footballing detectives!