United Needs Brunos – But Not the Pop Star!…
Ruben Amorim thinks Manchester United is experiencing a āBruno Shortageā after the dazzling Bruno Fernandes netted his 12th goal of the season in a 1-1 thriller against Arsenal. Fernandes, like a magician pulling rabbits out of hats, struck United ahead right before halftime. The 30-year-old is scoring goals like kids in a candy store, guaranteeing him yet another Sir Matt Busby award. Ronaldo and De Gea might be members of the four-time winners club, but Fernandes is hot on their tails.
Fernandes was scooped from Sporting for a cool Ā£67.7 million back in January 2020. It took him a bit to warm up this season, like a car in winter, but now our captain is back with guns blazing. Amorim can’t stop singing his praises, even if Fernandes sometimes wears his frustration like it’s the latest fashion trend. “Heās everywhereāscoring, assisting, telling the guys where to standāitās like heās got magical duck tape that holds this team together,” Amorim said. More Brunos, fewer problems!
The Red Devils led until Declan Rice decided to bring him a side dish of equalizing-y goodness. Before the ref blew the final whistle on this trilogy of 1-1 draws, Fernandes nearly slipped another one past Arsenalās mighty Raya. Now, United turns its sights to Real Sociedad, hoping to replicate Fernandesā winning attitude. Amorim plans to evolve Unitedās play styleāmore attacking, less defending, presumably with a secret job offer for Harry Potter. Who knows what magical game plan heāll pull out next?
