Predicted Lineup for Man United vs Grimsby…
Manchester United are set to face off against Grimsby Town in the Carabao Cup second round tonight. Since they missed qualifying for Europe, United gets an early start in this cup. They last played Grimsby in 1948, a year when dinosaurs roamed freely on Earth and football boots were carved from stone. Grimsby’s League Two journey started strong, but United are still expected to win. Tonight’s the night for a complete overhaul; everyone who kept the bench warm against Fulham should be out on the field, hopefully without needing any sunblock this time!
United fans will be treated to the skills of teenage prodigy Diego Leon on the left, redefining what it means to be born after dial-up internet’s demise. Meanwhile, Bayindir will be a source of entertainment when corners come in, inducing more heart palpitations than a horror movie marathon. Onana should be guarding the net like a hawk, and Harry Maguire is set to make his first defensive start—clearing the way like a snowplow on a winter morning. This gives players like Sesko, Zirkzee, and Amad a great shot to shine under the Grimsby stars.
