Milan’s Mad Football Scramble…
Inter Milan have signed the French sensation, Ange-Yoan Bonny, welcomed like a breadstick into a spaghetti feast at the San Siro! The 21-year-old has inked a sweet five-year deal, making his Parma-stint goals look spicier than mama’s meatballs! Inter’s bigwigs are betting on this young striker with the optimism of kids guessing jellybean jars. Bonny’s six magical twirls into the net ensured Parma danced just above the relegation quicksand, and now he’s ready to catwalk Inter to Serie A glory!
Meanwhile, the plot thickens like gravy on a Sunday roast as Rasmus Hojlund, the Manchester United striker, is on Inter’s wish list like sugar for your tea. This Scandinavian goal-magnet is rumored to be as high on Inter’s agenda as gelato on a scorching Italian summer day. Even though Hojlund is strutting back to Carrington for another season, whispers in Italy insist that he’s Inter’s espresso shot of the summer. If United decides to part with him, they’d demand a price juicier than a ÂŁ52 million fruit salad!
Should the Red Devils wish to tango-toss Hojlund to Inter, they’d aim to snag Aston Villa’s Ollie Watkins, a Premier League powerhorse, galloping with a goal tally that could knock your socks off! The forward is seen as United’s next shiny action figure, but it won’t be cheap – around ÂŁ60 million for this football firecracker! Meanwhile, the Manchester Evening News continues to be your pit stop for all United giggles and gossips. Plug into the wild woofers of United tales by joining our fun WhatsApp chatter, newsletters, and podcasts. It’s a football fiesta fiesta, folks! âš˝
