Potential Loan Exits for United Young Stars…
Manchester United is having a yard sale of players, with 11 sent out on loan and more possibly following them in the next 10 days. Marcus Rashford’s temporary holiday to Barcelona was the headline act, but it’s a party for the young lads too. Toby Collyer got packed off to West Brom, hoping to find the magic beans missing from the Championship. Meanwhile, Radek Vitek is off stopping shots—basically trying to be the Gandalf of Bristol City. Dan Gore, Jack Moorhouse, and Ethan Wheatley are spicing up League One, while a few others are moonwalking into League Two. Oh, and Enzon Kana-Biyik is trying to avoid being injured by Swiss chocolate at Lausanne-Sport.
Among those still in the departure lounge is young Biancheri, balancing between club and country like he’s on a talent show, with Canada charmingly waving maple syrup at him. Amass, another teen sensation, could soon be putting the ‘left’ in ‘left-back’ at Sheffield Wednesday if United lets him go. As for Fredricson, he’s stuck in a traffic jam made of centre backs. United’s defense lineup looks like a Monty Python sketch, but fear not, Fredricson might stay grounded because United needs him around like a toddler needs a security blanket: instantly. Amid all this, there’s a buzzing anticipation that others will join the flight out of Old Trafford soon.
