Old Trafford’s Premier League Soap Opera…

Hold onto your hats, football fans, because Manchester United is about to take you on a rollercoaster ride this Sunday at Old Trafford! The Red Devils are going toe-to-toe with Arsenal, praying for a miracle win in the Premier League. With just nine wins under their belt this season, the last time they had such a dismal record, dinosaurs roamed the earth (or at least it feels that way!). However, after taking down Arsenal in the FA Cup, United might find some secret sauce to pull it off again.

But wait, there’s more! Coach Ruben Amorim’s mind is split right down the middle. Not only does he have to deal with Arsenal, but Thursday’s Europa League clash against Real Sociedad looms large like a plate of leftover Brussels sprouts. The burning question: Will Diogo Dalot, Casemiro, and Leny Yoro, the Instagram story squad, be part of the match? Traditionally, players who post pre-match graphics end up on the field, so stay tuned for their antics!

Meanwhile, Arsenal comes armed and fabulous. They’re breezy after blowing PSV Eindhoven out of the water with a 7-1 victory in the Champions League. As Amorim looks across the pitch at Arteta, he feels like the kid with a lemonade stand next to a supermarket. “I don’t have the time Arteta had,” he chuckled at his press conference. Sunday’s saga at Old Trafford is set to be one for the history books, or at least for the banter accounts on Twitter!