Gemini’s Galactic Dream Team for 2025/26…
Hold on to your scarves, Red Devils, because Manchester United is on a quest more epic than Frodo’s journey to Mordor! After last season’s tumble down the Premier League like a clumsy giraffe, manager Ruben Amorim’s seat is hotter than a spicy curry on a summer’s day. Entering the whirlwind of the transfer window, Amorim’s got big dreams for his band of merry men as they prepare to storm the pitch like knights charging into a dragon’s lair.
In a plot twist worthy of its own soap opera, AI wizard Gemini’s dream squad for United is just a couple of spicy signings away from perfection. Picture this: Matheus Cunha strutting in from Wolves for a cool £62.5m, taking his place next to Bruno Fernandes like Batman and Robin in midfield tights! Meanwhile, Viktor Gyokeres is caught in a tug-of-war with Sporting’s greedy goblins, asking for £68m to let him fly the coop. United and Arsenal are in a tussle rejigged from WWE!
But wait, there’s more! As if conjuring the final piece to a football puzzle, rumor has it that Emiliano Martinez, the ‘keeper with reflexes like Spider-Man, might swap Villa Park for Old Trafford! At a jaunty £40m, he’ll battle it out with Andre Onana for the number one spot while dodging interest from Spanish behemoths Atletico and Barcelona. Meanwhile, poor Lisandro Martinez is still on his couch with a cruciate ligament holiday pass, set to return by year’s end. Plot twist? Amad is flipped to right wing-back, and Brentford’s Bryan Mbeumo stays benched — maybe as a secret weapon, like a football ninja ready to pounce!
