Busy Deadline Day for Manchester United…
Manchester United’s transfer window activity is set to be more dramatic than a soap opera finale! With the window closing at 7pm today, United’s execs are hoping to squeeze through last-minute deals like trying to fit into last year’s Christmas sweater. Talks with Royal Antwerp about goalkeeper Lammens are like a suspense thriller—we’re all waiting for the plot twist! While Emi Martinez’s salary is enough to buy a lifetime supply of waffles every week, he remains an admired option. Meanwhile, Hojlund looks to join Napoli with a seasonal loan that’s more like a boomerang contract!
The Antony saga is juicy enough to give any telenovela a run for its money. He dreams of joining Betis if they can find their missing piggy bank! Meanwhile, Sancho’s wage demands make King Midas look thrifty, causing Chelsea to pay a penalty to escape signing him. What a plot twist! Elche might just add Malacia to their collection like rare trading cards. Meanwhile, the youth squad sees a game of musical chairs: Baumann possibly leaving, Mather attracting scouts, Ennis deciding between Fleetwood Town and Plymouth, and Rhys Bennett and Harry Amass being packaged off on loans like birthday presents!
