United’s Disappearing Act Before Sociedad Showdown…
Manchester United are preparing for a dramatic Europa League episode against Real Sociedad, and it’s as if they’re hosting a disappearing act at Old Trafford! In a magical twist, they’ve got Manuel Ugarte back in action after missing encounters with Sociedad and Arsenal. But the magician’s trick here is Leny Yoro, who vanished mid-match against Arsenal, won’t be seen again until after the March internationals. Rumour has it, he’s taken up half-time performances abroad.
Meanwhile, Harry “Invisible Man” Maguire is still MIA after a spectacular off-screen injury during the FA Cup fiasco against Fulham. But don’t fret, he’s scheduled for a sequel appearance against Leicester City. As for Mason Mount, he’s been revelling in the world of ‘freeze-tag’, finally unfreezing during a training session after three long months of hamstring hibernation.
United’s chronicles of mystery injuries don’t end there: Altay Bayindir, Tom Heaton, Jonny Evans, Lisandro Martinez, Luke Shaw, and more are collectively missing from action, leaving Ruben Amorim shaking his head and perhaps reconsidering a career as a detective. However, the team still holds onto a plot twist, as they remain unbeaten in nine Europa League escapades. Can they conjure up a Europa League win to save what threatens to be a blockbuster flop of a season? Stay tuned to find out in this thrilling episode!
