Sancho and Hojlund: Transfer Drama at Man U…

The gloomy clouds over Manchester United darkened after a tough 1-0 defeat to Arsenal at Old Trafford, making the pitch look like a moody teenager’s bedroom. While the new stars Bryan Mbeumo and Matheus Cunha put on promising performances, it’s now up to Benjamin Sesko to find the goals that have been like socks missing in a dryer at United. Fans are buzzing with hopes for a magical midfield and goalie combo before the window slams shut on September 1, like a frantic last-minute Black Friday shopper.

Meanwhile, Inter Milan has jumped into the transfer soap opera, wanting to sign Jadon Sancho, who’s getting more transfer drama than a cat stuck up a tree. Currently training away from the first team, Sancho is eyeing a move to Italy, though it’s stretching out like a soap series plot twist. On the other hand, Rasmus Hojlund is on the outside looking in at Old Trafford, like a puppy peering into a butcher shop. With Napoli hinting at an offer for Roma’s Artem Dovbyk, the transfer scene resembles a game of musical chairs with no music.