Tezos Waves Goodbye to United Kit…
In a twisty plot worth more than a million backflips, Manchester United’s training kit will soon be free of Tezos-branded magic. Yes, folks, the blockchain wizards of Tezos are packing their bags and leaving Old Trafford just like a fairy godmother at midnight! Their golden deal, spinning overhead worth a colossal ÂŁ24 million per year, expires this month — bringing an end to the logo-apalooza of United’s gear.
Fear not, Red Devils, for club insiders are more confident than a goalie with magnetic gloves! They promise a new logo will soon grace the United wardrobe—if only the players could hang their overalls in peace without another brand knocking! With a “strong pipeline” imagined like a conveyer belt of eager sponsors, expect the new branding splashdown faster than a striker diving for free kicks!
Let’s not forget poor Marriott International, who decided to kick their sponsorship contract through the door instead of extending their handshake across the big green field. The hotel titans have chosen cash-saving over kit-shaking, waving goodbye to their 2019-born partnership. But chin up folks, United’s partnership portfolio sparkles brighter than a stadium full of mobile screens flashing mid-game selfies. Stay tuned, players of the world — who will be blessed with the sacred United kit sponsor next?
