Teasing Hojlund: United’s Comic Relief!…

Rasmus Hojlund finally broke his 21-game scoreless saga by netting one against Leicester City, probably thinking he’d outrun his goal-scoring dry spell. But he didn’t see the giggles and cheeky sarcasm coming from his Manchester United pals. Some club comrades think his scoring timing has legendary potential to cause havoc… just not for Portugal!

With Denmark set to square off against Portugal in the Nations League—a match that sees United mates Diogo Dalot and Bruno Fernandes donning their Portuguese capes—Hojlund was wishing for goal cheers. Instead, he got playful grins and a “mate, just wait!” quip. Dalot, thrilled for Hojlund breaking his goal fast, laughed that he should chill out with goals for a week—seeing as Denmark is about to face Portugal!

And in case you forgot the mighty Ronaldo, Dalot reminded us of his endless greatness as he approaches his millionth—well, 218th—cap. Dalot says playing with this legend is like finding a golden ticket, only this time it’s on a football pitch. With Portugal aiming high, Cristiano’s mission remains to have Portugal parade trophies around. Time to cue the orchestra but save the dramatic strings—after all, this is football!