Greenwood’s Attitude Takes a Toll on Club; United Smiles…
Good old Mason Greenwood, once the pride of Manchester United (and maybe their pocketbook soon), is back in the transfer rumor mill. Our not-so-favorite rebel at Marseille has decided that dull predictability is not his style. Who doesn’t love an attitude to match the Eiffel Tower in size? Especially when it gets you benched faster than you can say ‘Le Classique!’
Now, the former English prodigy is eyeing a new dance floor—potentially in a Jamaican kit. It seems even football careers need a little reggae and sunshine. After an ice-cool cap for England, Greenwood is ready to swap tea for rum. Meanwhile, United is vibing with beach dreams as a 50% sell-on clause might just top up their summer fun fund!
As Greenwood gears up for another thrilling adventure, possibly in sunny environments like Barcelona or Madrid, we can only imagine De Zerbi’s face reminds him of some tricks from Hogwarts just to keep him in line. The boy is almost at his career-best with 16 goals and hoping for a last-minute slipper fit. At this rate, he might just keep us all entertained—and United rich. Keep the popcorn handy, this is football drama at its finest!
