Amorim’s Secret Weapon: Mount’s Spice!…

Ah, Manchester United—pioneers of thrilling Thursday nights and keeping physios in business. The Europa League fever is on, and manager Ruben Amorim hopes to have more than a skeleton crew by kick-off in Lyon. With 10 United stars lounging in the injury club and Ayden Heaven boasting a grand total of one professional start, Amorim must wish for a magic wand. The quarter-final clash is looming, and every wholesome Thursday matters.

Meanwhile, in the world of comebacks, Harry Maguire and Mason Mount are prepping to ditch the injury list for shinpads. Until then, you’re more likely to see Mount cooking his own dinner than cooking up a storm on the pitch, thanks to injuries more frequent than a London rain shower. But fear not, Maguire’s ready to return, and Mount might even wave hello from the bench against Leicester.

Amorim believes in Mason Mount like Kardashians believe in contouring—passionately. Mount’s energy, spice, and history of winning are his golden tickets for Europe. Imagine him, Fernandes, Ugarte, and Casemiro orchestrating a midfield symphony—what a show! United’s adventure in Europe might just get a starring role if Mount find his groove. Who needs a boring old league cup when there’s a Europa-sized stage setup?