No Red Carpet Return for Pogba at Man United…

Manchester United fans hoping to see Paul Pogba return may need to put his jersey back in the closet. Recent reports have confirmed that the Red Devils have zero interest in bringing the Frenchman back for another round of his dazzling and sometimes baffling skills. Despite leaving Juventus last November, Pogba is now looking for new pastures after a ban sidelined him for a bit, and the rumour mill suggested a potential third act at Old Trafford.

The midfielder’s previous United stint was a mixed bag of magic and meh moments, where he bagged a League Cup and Europa League but didn’t quite cement a legendary status. Famed journalist Fabrizio Romano poured a bucket of cold water on these rumours faster than one could say “Pogback!” stating there’s zilch solid on the story. Pogba, however, seems optimistic, sharing social media teasers with messages like “Someone is back,” causing fans to wildly speculate about his next destination.

Cyber detectives, put your magnifying glasses away; Pogba’s Snapchat stories aren’t revealing any Manchester future. As Pogba cryptically mentioned, with all his life’s soap-operatic twists, pondering a United reunion was never on his playlist. Instead, he’s focused on shedding off-field woes and getting back to noodling around midfields somewhere new. So, Pogba-watch continues – just maybe not pointing towards Manchester!