Sesko and Amorim React to Arsenal Clash…
Benjamin Sesko finally spoke up after his first match for Manchester United! The 22-year-old striker, fresh from a jaw-dropping £74 million journey from RB Leipzig, stepped in for Mason Mount during the second half of their 1-0 defeat to Arsenal. Old Trafford fans cheered like it was the return of Elvis himself as Sesko touched the sacred ground. Alas, the ball avoided his feet like they were made of butter, despite his mighty efforts. Proudly, Sesko shared his debut moments on Instagram and racked up 200,000 likes faster than a cat video went viral! He declared, “Proud to make my debut… Come on, @manchesterunited.”
Ruben Amorim also chimed in with thoughts on the game in an interview with Sky Sports, claiming Manchester United were the ‘better team.’ The wisdom flowed like a philosopher on a caffeine binge when he lamented the unlucky loss. Amorim praised his team more than a doting grandma at a spelling bee, insisting they were braver and more aggressive than last year. Despite the chaos, he celebrated their improved play, joking that ‘at least they weren’t boring!’ Now, Sesko looks forward to sharpening his skills like a samurai at Carrington before hopefully bagging that elusive first goal against Fulham next weekend.
