Man United’s High-Voltage Europa League Win…

Manchester United zapped their way into the Europa League quarter-finals with a shocking 4-1 victory over Real Sociedad, wrapping up a 5-2 aggregate triumph. Captain Bruno Fernandes unleashed his inner superhero, smashing a hat-trick and keeping the dream alive for manager Ruben Amorim. With the Premier League leaderboard laughing at them from 14th place, United’s only ticket to Europe next season lies in winning this tournament. Their next obstacle? A bouncy ride with Lyon in the quarter-finals.

As The Guardian’s Jamie Jackson paints it, United was a live wire, finding the electric socket under Amorim and plugging in with enthusiasm. The scene looked like a lightning storm at Old Trafford, marked by a Bruno thunderbolt that sent fans into joyful hysteria. It’s the blueprint of Amorim, and boy, is it electrifying!

Over at The Times, Paul Hirst jokes about Amorim’s Bruno addiction, echoing his plea for “more Brunos” after a drab Arsenal draw. Well, Fernandes answered the call, turning epilogues into encore tales. Meanwhile, Laurie Whitwell of The Athletic describes Old Trafford’s symphony of noise as the perfect romantic partner – proof that despite all the talk of a new fancy stadium, nothing beats a good old night of footy done right.