Rooney Sings Angelic Praises for Ayden Heaven…
Wayne Rooney recently ditched his singing career to wax lyrical about Manchester United’s rising star, Ayden Heaven, following the youngster’s out-of-this-world performance during the Red Devils’ 3-0 win over Leicester City. Heaven, who seemed to have sprung straight from Old Trafford’s pearly gates, impressed before a twist of fate (or ankle) cut his Premier League debut short. This heavenly prodigy had the crowd singing “Hallelujah” with two clearances, tackles, and blocks, while accurately passing as though his foot was guided by divine intervention.
Heaven’s performance was nothing short of celestial, and Rooney’s insight added a sprinkle of stardust on the defender’s budding career. Speaking on Match of the Day, Rooney gushed that Heaven was playing “like he’s been there for years.” Perhaps Heaven’s passport to heavenly fame was his Arsenal connection, proving it’s never too late for a football transfer miracle.
Heaven joined United from a galaxy not-so-far away – Arsenal – and considering Rooney’s glowing endorsement, it seems Bob the Builder couldn’t have engineered a better defensive lineup. Rooney even suggested this celestial teen was a “real coup” for United, solidifying Manchester’s place in the cosmos. So if Heaven’s play is any indication, fans can expect both miraculous saves and divine interventions on the pitch!
