Lionesses Rule Honours List
Lionesses sparkle on the 2026 Honours List as medals become England’s coolest winter trend 🏅
Ayden Heaven stays loyal to England
Ayden Heaven sticks with England, flying the flag for United dreams and home‑grown pride ⚽
Amorim and Ratcliffe find common ground
Amorim and Ratcliffe tune United’s transfer band—£245m harmony hits all the right notes 🎶
Amad & Mbeumo swap shirts at AFCON
Amad and Mbeumo swap shirts after Ivory Coast v Cameroon 1-1, proving friendship beats AFCON rivalry 🚀
United’s January Transfer Whirlwind
United’s transfer window spins faster than a football—rumours, exits, and maybe even a pigeon deal at Old Trafford!
Hojlund & McTominay Shine in Napoli Win
Hojlund strikes twice and McTominay rules midfield as Napoli’s ex‑United stars turn Serie A into a blue fiesta 🌊
Amorim’s Reds Win as Miyazawa Signs On
Amorim’s Reds edge Newcastle 1–0, Miyazawa signs on till 2029, and Zirkzee swaps red dreams for Roman ones ⚽
United eye Ruben Neves reunion
United chase Ruben Neves as Bruno dreams of a midfield duet too Portuguese to fail ⚽
United must not slip vs winless Wolves
United chase back‑to‑back wins as Wolves hunt first Premier League roar—Old Trafford won’t take a nap tonight 🐺
Hojlund shines bright in Napoli double
Hojlund scores twice for Napoli as Conte grins—Christmas gifts come early and goals keep flying in Serie A 🎯
United eye winter transfers
United plan January moves as Amorim magic sparks hope for top‑four gifts that cost a bit more than your Christmas socks 🎁
Bruno cheers Malacia’s big United comeback
Bruno hails Malacia’s comeback as United beat Newcastle 1-0—Old Trafford’s turf nearly asked for his passport
Rooney Applauds Sancho’s Villa Cameo
Rooney cheers Sancho’s slick Villa cameo vs Chelsea, a comeback so smooth it could fool Stamford Bridge’s scanners
Coleen Misses Wayne’s Final Plymouth Battle
Rooney’s Plymouth farewell fizzles as Coleen cheers Everton’s climb—home tactics win the day ⚽
Eriksen on Amorim’s blunt verdict
Eriksen shrugs off Amorim’s jab as Man United rise again, turning worst in history into a small Christmas‑miracle glow 🎄