Mbeumo Misses Man United Debut: Comic Chaos!
Mbeumo’s jet-lagged misadventure benched him for the Man United debut! Coaches battle spaghetti monsters, while squirrel-reflexed heroes save the day!
Ayden Heaven: United’s New Mega Marvel!
Hold tight for Ayden Heaven, United’s new game-changer! This ex-Gooner turned Red Devil’s got moves slicker than a greased pineapple, eyeing goal glory!
Man U vs West Ham: Epic Pre-Season Showdown!
Man United vs. West Ham in New Jersey! Get ready for peacocks on parade in a football showdown. Catch dribbles, goals, and giggles faster than a cheetah!
Antony: Saudi Arabia Bound?
Antony’s transfer tale is hotter than a desert mirage! Man United’s wing wizard eyes a Saudi saga, while his agent juggles crystal balls. What’s next?
Man United vs West Ham: Comic Clash!
Man United and West Ham collide like rhinos in NYC! Can the Red Devils outscore a pinball machine? Tune in for a footy fiesta of epic proportions!
Gyokeres Chooses Gunners Over the Devils!
Gyokeres picks Arsenal over Man Utd, chasing sun and glory, in a £55M twist! Now United’s scouting strikers like Indy on a football treasure hunt!
Rashford’s Nou Camp Adventure Begins!
Rashford’s Barcelona debut becomes a football fiesta with Lewandowski’s ‘top bins’ nod! Can he dazzle in the Catalan sun and play tiki-taka magic?
Man United’s Shopping Spree Stuns Rivals
Man United’s shopping frenzy hits £130.8M! Gulp as other clubs toss cash like confetti! EPL’s transfer party balloons to £1.63B! Grab an umbrella!
Man City’s Wallet Flex: Trafford Splash!
Man City blasts past £150M, snagging Trafford for giggles as Arsenal sneaks with Gyokeres! Who’ll win the wallet war? Transfer’s wild ride ends soon!
Man Utd’s Youth: Yankee Doodle Stars!
Man Utd’s youth squad hits the US! With nicknames bolder than a bald eagle and dreams brighter than gold, these budding stars are ready to dazzle!
Red Devils’ Cartoonish Transfer Circus
Man United’s transfer circus is in town! With striker drama and magical midfield moves, will they juggle their way to a fairytale finish?
Rashford’s Barca Adventure Kicks Off!
Rashford on Barca’s battlefield! With Messi’s shadow as his backdrop, can Rashford’s gaudy goals take him to football glory? Barcelona fans stay tuned!
Man United’s Wild West Ham Adventure!
Man United’s US tour kicks off with a wild match against West Ham! Will they jell like jellied eels or fizzle out in football fashion chaos? Stay tuned!
Amorim’s Midfield Wishing Well Dilemma
Man United’s midfield needs turbocharging! Could Conor Gallagher, the speedy lad, be the answer? Watch for dramatic exits and transfer madness!
Antony’s Love Affair with Real Betis!
Antony’s juggling Manchester breezes and Betis whispers, strumming tunes and dreaming of La Liga glory. Will this soccer soap opera’s hero flee or stay?