Arsenal Prepares for Man United Showdown…

Mikel Arteta, the mastermind behind Arsenal’s confidence, is peeking through his tactical binoculars and sweating a bit. Why, you ask? Because Manchester United’s squad got him spooked just in time for their Premier League bromance this Sunday! The Gunners are swaggering their way after karate-chopping PSV Eindhoven 7-1 in the Champions League. Meanwhile, Manchester United had a less fairy-tale ending, managing just a draw with Real Sociedad in their European adventure. But Arteta is no fool, bracing his team for a potential surprise thunderbolt from the Red Devils!

Arteta confessed during his pre-match tea party (or press conference, if you will) that despite their recent hiccups, United still pack the punch to wallop any team if given half the chance. “Well, that’s Manchester United for you – surprise and drama! Their players, their coach, their history can make us skip a heartbeat,” he grinned nervously. Arteta and his merry men, however, are buckled in for the roller coaster, ensuring United won’t have it easy come Sunday.

In recent memory, United barely clawed a victory against Ipswich Town in February, no less with a player short. Manager Amorim has his usual suspects ready and waiting, but sadly Patrick Dorgu is on the naughty step – suspended! While Chido Obi looks fresh and ready to enter the fray again, Arsenal is crossing all fingers and toes hoping Arteta’s bionic vision saves the day!