Ruben on Injury Duty as United Preps for Gunners …
Ruben Amorim, Manchester United’s latest Injury Whisperer, has hinted that four more players might just waltz back onto the pitch for their Premier League showdown with Arsenal this Sunday at 4:30 pm. After Fulham gave them a farewell slap in the FA Cup via penalties at Old Trafford, United’s only ticker to glory remains the Europa League. They recently tangoed to a 1-1 draw with Real Sociedad and hope to flip the script in the upcoming home showdown. Hold your popcorn, though – Arsenal’s first on their hit list this week!
In Arsenal’s camp, their championship tug-of-war with Liverpool hit a snag after a loss to West Ham and a “where’s the goal?” performance against Nottingham Forest. Meanwhile, Liverpool comfortably unfurled their lounging hammock at the top, 16 points clear, munching on Southampton for fun. Our injury consoler-in-chief, Amorim, reassures, “I won’t make promises, but maybe Amad surprises us. Kobbie could boomerang back; Luke and Mason seem like potential returners, with extra flair points for Mason!”
So who’s in the circus this Sunday? Expect goalies like Andre Onana keeping the barrels rolling. We’ve got defenders, midfield maestros, and attackers ready to dance. MIA are Lisandro Martinez and a few other chaps – probably sipping on hot cocoa somewhere cozy!
