Old Trafford Welcomes Arsenal – Young Guns Ready!…
Ah, what a day to be alive and a youngster at Manchester United! The Red Devils have once again managed to find themselves a thin squad as they gear up to face Arsenal at Old Trafford. Enter Ayden Heaven, the former Arsenal recruit, now ready to strut his stuff against his old mates. It’s like preparing for a Thanksgiving dinner with half the ingredients missing. Grab a seat, folks; it might turn into a comedy of errors!
With Captain Harry Maguire watching the game from the nursing station, and Patrick Dorgu enjoying a time-out session due to suspension, United’s defense line resembles Swiss cheese – holey but potentially delicious! In an Oscar-worthy shuffle, Diogo Dalot is expected to moonlight as a left wing-back, while Noussair Mazraoui dresses up as a right wing-back. This leaves a tantalizing battle between Victor “Not Swedish Meatball” Lindelof and Ayden “Is it Heaven or Havin’ a Laugh?” for the final centre-back position.
As if filling a lunch box with candies and vitamins, youngsters are pouring in like it’s a family reunion. Old Trafford will see the likes of Harry Amass, Jack Moorhouse, and others hoping to make more than just cameo appearances. United’s ever-fluctuating lineup is ready. Who’s in goal, you ask? Andre Onana, and no folks, he isn’t a reggae star!
