Red Smoke, Black T-Shirts & Angry Fans…

Manchester United fans did what they do best (besides scoring goals) – they protested! Thousands of fans assembled outside the Tollgate pub, serving black-t-shirt realness as they marched to Old Trafford, giving Arsenal fans a preview of their passion before Sunday’s Premier League tilt. If you saw a red smoke cloud in the sky, don’t panic! That was just the red smoke bombs covering the air as fans held a banner saying, ‘RIP Fan Culture 1878-2025’.

Armed with signs like “Fumin” and “We want our club back”, fans marched down Warwick Road like they were auditioning for the next Avengers movie. With police guarding the route and the crowd swelling to over 5,000 angry but determined fans, it became clear that the Glazers and Sir Jim Ratcliffe were the villains of this episode. In fact, the protest was so grand that Sir Jim Ratcliffe’s ticket price hikes were met with even more boos than last week’s karaoke night!

In the end, these passionate fans didn’t just fill the Munich Tunnel with chants echoing against the walls but displayed some teamwork outside the directors’ box that would make any striker jealous. The message was clear: the Glazers and Ratcliffe better start packing those bags unless they want to be on the receiving end of more football protest parties!