Eriksen: Hojlund Just a Goal Away from Fame!…
Manchester United’s midfielder and part-time motivational speaker, Christian Eriksen, believes Rasmus Hojlund is just a stone’s throw away from goal-scoring glory. Despite Hojlund’s 20-game streak of ghosting the goal, Eriksen insists the young striker will soon be old Trafford’s next sensation. In Sunday’s attempt to defeat Arsenal 1-1, Hojlund started his bench-warming duties before joining the field for an eventful 14-minute cameo.
Hojlund demonstrated his mastery of football hide and seek with some stellar Arsenal defenders who kept both his goal shots fruitless. The most entertaining moment? Hojlund, leisurely taking in the scenery, didn’t notice Declan Rice sneaking in to snatch his scoring chance. Yet, Hojlund remains undeterred, and Eriksen’s crystal ball shows promising signs: “He’s unhappy he doesn’t score, but hey, ten others don’t score either!” Eriksen remarked, followed by a single clap of support.
On a less humorous note, Bruno Fernandes stole the spotlight just before halftime, curling a breathtaking free-kick past Arsenal’s timid wall for his seventh Premier League notch of the season. Eriksen, relieved the opponents were social-distancing amateurs, noted, “Glad they stepped back; made our day easier.” All in all, it was a match filled with near-misses, tender recounts, and loads of laughing gas!
