Red Card Drama: A Footy Faux Pas…

Ah, the beautiful game! Manchester United and Arsenal delighted us with a splendid 1-1 draw, except someone forgot to remind the players it wasn’t a WWE match. Apparently, Arsenal’s Mikel Merino tried his hand—or rather, foot—at acrobatics by standing on Alejandro Garnacho’s leg. Now, that takes skill!

In an act worthy of a gymnastics medal, former ref Dermot Gallagher decided Merino’s fancy footwork wasn’t quite red card material, despite Garnacho auditioning for a role as a doormat. Meanwhile, amid the ruckus, Casemiro lent a helping boot; one might say he joined the Merino dance school for a quick combo move. Gallagher wisely suggested letting the game roll on. After all, Merino only tested Garnacho’s boot durability and not his ankle, so no harm, no foul, right?

But wait, there’s more! Arsenal fancied a penalty after Ayden Heaven decided to demonstrate his arm’s ball-intercepting skills. Alas, Gallagher rained on their parade, ruling no penalty because, who knew, physics are part of football now! So, in this drama-filled soccer saga, the only winner was comedy. Grab your popcorn, folks!