Captain Fernandes Lights Up Pogba’s Return…

Captain Marvel, aka Manchester United’s Bruno Fernandes, has showered some high-octane support on Paul Pogba, who’s just revved his engine for a return to football planet. After strutting off the pitch for 18 months, courtesy of a dubious doping drama involving DHEA, Pogba’s back in the game! The original four-year bench-warming sentence was sliced and diced to a mere 18 months – because we all deserve a second chance, right?

Pogba’s been living the Miami dream during his downtime, prepping for his big comeback. He’s gone from Juventus to free agent status and has been daydreamed about by clubs across the globe. Recently, Pogba teased football fans with an Instagram reel captioned, “Someone is back,” peppered with emojis straight out of a cartoon fever dream! This sparked fiery excitement from none other than Bruno Fernandes, who chimed in with, “Best mode activated,” with enough fire emojis to melt an ice cap.

As Pogba gears up for his grand re-entrance, the MLS is rolling on with Inter Miami chasing glory, second in their league, just a smidgen behind Philadelphia Union! With Pogba’s mojo back in action, it’s about to get fizzy on the football field!