Sir Jim’s Comical Chat on Selling Man United…
In a twist that caught everyone off guard, Sir Jim Ratcliffe, the cheeky Brit in charge of Ineos, has playfully remarked he might sell their Manchester United shares “to the Qataris or something” if he ever loses faith in his current football mission. You heard it right! The same Sheikh Jassim, top dog of Qatar Islamic Bank, who joined the Man United bidding battle, might just get another shot. But this is only if Ratcliffe decides to throw the towel in.
Sir Jim’s candid commentary came as he joined the illustrious company of Gary Neville on The Overlap. Sporting his Sherlock Holmes hat, Ratcliffe confessed, “Change isn’t everyone’s cup of tea! I might be as popular as a porcupine in a balloon factory, but this is what it takes to reboot Old Trafford and get the Red Devils back into Premier League paradise.”
He liberally spiced up his speech with a pinch of optimism, adding, “I truly believe we’ll hop over these prickly hurdles and onto the sunlit meadow of triumph. I wouldn’t be doing this if I didn’t have faith. Otherwise, I’d rather grill sausages than handle unhappy fans!” With Sir Jim at the helm, this comic football drama is sure to entertain – hopefully with a happy ending for Red Devil devotees!
