Man United’s Newest Star is Ready for Action…

Manchester United seems to have stumbled upon their own divine intervention with the heavenly rise of Ayden Heaven. The 18-year-old wonder kid is all set to show off his football prowess as he gears up for his first Premier League start against Leicester City. After all, what better way to showcase heavenly skills than by tackling some foxes on a Sunday night?

Coach Ruben Amorim seems to have developed a penchant for youth over experience, as he benched 30-year-old Victor Lindelof in favor of the promising Heaven. The young lad has been making waves since his first appearance and shone bright against former employers Arsenal. Amorim seems to have his halo superglued on Ayden, suggesting that if he keeps up this divine form, the sky’s the limit.

United has had a rollercoaster of a season, with more ups and downs than a seesaw. Despite languishing in 14th place, their performances against Sociedad and Arsenal have given fans a sliver of hope. Amorim believes it’s time to decode this celestial puzzle and set the table right, one pass at a time. As they prepare to face Leicester, the Red Devils hope to tame the Foxes and ascend the Premier League ladder with Heaven in tow.