Williams’ Wild Ride and Balloon Shenanigans…

Ex-Manchester United player Brandon Williams has put a different kind of ‘speed’ in the spotlight, but not the kind you cheer for! He zoomed past typical driving norms, clocking in a whopping 99mph before dramatically turning his Audi A3 into an unwanted piñata in Cheshire.

The footballer, taking a break from the pitch to try his hand—or foot—at joyriding, had witnesses raising eyebrows when they spotted him attempting the fast and furious lifestyle, balloon-in-mouth and all. The plot thickens as his partner-in-crime, apparently uninterested in cautionary tales, casually filmed their turbocharged antics. This cringe-worthy footage could be a coaching manual on everything NOT to do while driving.

While neither Williams nor his passenger were in the mood for an Oscar-winning acceptance speech, they certainly played it cool when the cops showed up. After the grand finale featuring a Ford Fiesta and a mangled central reservation, Williams blamed a phantom driver for his acrobatics. In a court full of drama, choke-holds, and gavel-wielding judges, Williams stepped up to plead guilty. Upcoming on his calendar is a date with destiny—or rather, Chester Crown Court—on May 9, where he’ll find out if his next role involves driving behind bars!