Andre Onana’s Epic Facial Feud …
Manchester United’s guardian of the net, Andre Onana, might have to sit out the battle against Leicester City due tonight to an unexpected facial injury. It seems like his face has its own agenda, which isn’t ideal when the game is just a few face-offs away. The United squad is getting ready to pull a rabbit out of a hat, or in this case, a goalie from their academy: either Dermot Mee or Elyh Harrison could get the call-up for the 7 pm showdown.
The late kick-off against the Foxes might just be Onana’s saving grace. If anyone can pull off a last-minute face-fix, it’s him. Despite the odds, Onana is determined to make it to the King Power Stadium—possibly with some magic cream or a lucky charm in tow. Meanwhile, United’s number-two and three goalkeepers, Altay Bayindir and Tom Heaton, are practicing their injury recovery on the sidelines like seasoned pros.
If Onana fails his facial fitness test, Mee might have a chance to move beyond his four-match Altrincham fame from 2021. Or, perhaps 19-year-old Harrison will step up, fresh from his heroic stint with Chester FC. It’s a goalie lottery, and the million-dollar question remains: Will Man U’s net be safe tonight? Stay tuned!
