Pogba’s Big Return: From Bans to Birthday Bashes …

It’s a bird, it’s a plane, no—it’s Paul Pogba back on the hunt for a football home! After playing the longest game of hide and seek with a four-year ban for using the less-than-legal superpower, DHEA, Pogba’s sitting pretty in the 18-month penalty box. Now free as a bird since September 2023, Pogba’s looking for fresh grass to grace his presence.

While enjoying the Miami sun and training sessions, Pogba decided to celebrate his 32nd birthday with some old pals at the LAFC match where the local heroes took a 1-0 nap against Austin. Forget cake, Pogba’s gift was catching up with former comrades Oliver Giroud and Hugo Lloris—cue the bromance replays! Naturally, rumors are flying faster than a football fail that Pogba might be MLS-bound with potential homes being LAFC, LA Galaxy, or perhaps David Beckham’s Inter Miami.

However, like all things in life and LA, there’s a twist! Pogba may need to practice his haggling skills or start a lemonade stand because MLS rules mean a potential wage trim. When asked if he missed Manchester United, Pogba’s response was a mix of Zen and shrug: “With my life being a movie, who has time for old clubs?!”